Villainous Dog-tures

In D.O.O.M.'s lair, Snaptrap laughs evilly.

"I will now recurit some new evil agents to carry out my diabolical plan on destroying T.U.F.F.!" Snaptrap exclaimed.

"Uh boss, how do we recruit evil agents?" Ollie asked.

"Simple we go and search for one." Snaptrap pointed out.

"Why not use the internet?" Ollie asked.

"Because we lost internet connection thanks to LARRY!" Snaptrap snapped.

Larry, as always, was in a shark tank screaming for his life.

"And besides I don't want just an ORIDINARY evil agent, I want a female one." Snaptrap continued.

"Why not make Agent Katswell on our side?" Ollie asked.

"No!" Snaptrap respond. "I don't want Agent Katswell, I want someone else... either from TUFF or not. Someone who has been a villain before or was accused as a villain!"

"Why not try watching the tellie for that?"

"Because mom grounded me for eating late night snacks." Snaptrap respond. He smiled an idea, "I know!"
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"I said no!" Bird Brain yelled. Snaptrap was at his lair, asking permission to watch TV to recruit a female agent.

"Please!" Snaptrap begged as Bird Brain ignored him. "I want to recruit a female bad guy! Come on, can I? Please! I'll be your best friend!" Bird Brain continues to ignore him. "I'll put your henchmen in the shark tank with Larry."

"And Zippy and Owl?" Bird Brain asked.

Snaptrap nodded making Bird Brain sigh, "Oh alright."

"Yeepee!" Snaptrap sits on a couch with popcorn and soda.

"With any luck, I'll use the eject button." Bird Brain whispered to the audience. "And hopefully no one else is here to watch television."

A lamp post transforms into the Chameleon. "It is I, the Chameleon, and I'm here to watch TV too."

"How did you get in?!" Bird Brian snapped.

"Easy, I turn into a mouse." Chameleon spoke.

"I gotta get an exterminator." Bird Brain groan.

"So whatcha watchin'?" Chameleon asked Snaptrap who was searching the channels by pushing the remote randomly.

"Finding a female evil agent to recruit." Snaptrap respond. "Man, where are the good channels? These all are nerd shows."

"They are evil scientist and nature shows you nit!" Bird Brain yelled. "Oh wait, I do may have something." Bird Brain snatch the remote and pushes a button to make a list appear. Total Drama All-Stars episodes appear on the list.

"I recorded this show because they say it's a hero verse villains show." Bird Brain said. "And the villains win A LOT."

"Oh Total Drama!" Snaptrap exclaimed. "I watched all of there seasons. I love Chris McLain he's an EVIL host who try to get rid of all the contestants for high ratings. My kinda guy."

"Me too. Let's rewatch these." Chameleon spoke.

"Rewatch?" Snaptrap asked.

"Yes, I've seen the show about 5 times." Chameleon spoke.

"Then don't spoil anything!" Snaptrap snapped.

Total Drama All-Stars play off-screen.

"...Gwen!" Chris called.

"He wasn't her boyfriend at that time!" Gwen called thrown out of the helicopter by Chef.

"And Gwen's best friend, the toon girl, and friendly rebelious to teams, Erin!" Chris called.

"I'm coming Gwen!" Erin called jumping out of the helicopter. A Goofy Holler was heard as Erin falls into the water.

"Oh Erin's back on the show!" Chameleon exclaimed.

"Wait, she's been on this show?" Snaptrap asked.

"Oh yes, except season 2 and made cameos in season 4." Chameleon answered.

"Why wasn't I told?" Snaptrap asked. "I coulda seen her get blown up or eaten by a shark."

"Oh but you'll love the next part." Bird Brain told Snaptrap with a smirk.

"Heather, Duncan, Lighting, Jo, Scott, Gwen, and Erin from now on you're Villainous Vultures!" Chris called.

"Sha team!" Lighting cheered.

Snaptrap spit popcorn mix with soda from his mouth hearing Erin was on the Villains team.

"WHAT?" Snaptrap asked.

"Wha-?! Why am I on the Villains Team?" Gwen asked.

"Because you stole my boyfriend and became the New Heather!" Courtney yelled.

"Yeah, what she said!" Chris spoke.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, why is Toony-Two-year old on the Villains team?" Jo asked.

"Yeah, why is Erin on the Villains side? Erin this isn't like you!" Zoey asked.

"I made a deal with the villains to join the team." Erin respond.

The villain team laugh at Erin. Erin dully held up a contract which Chris took and reads it.

"OH!" Chris exclaimed. "This is too rich!"

"I got copies for everyone to read."

Each team took each one and reads it.

"Petition Contract?" Courtney asked. She reads it out loud fast. "...If the hero or heroine is eliminated or quits or something WAY terrible had happen, the villains must be “nice” to the hero or heroine for a short while, have to pick them up after the elimination, and drop them off ANYWHERE THE VILLAIN WANTS! Sign Jafar, Captain Hook, Ursula, Cruella, Hades, Maleficent, and Oogie Boogie...?”

"What?!" Gwen, Zoey, Cameron, Mike, and Sam (on-TV) and Snaptrap asked.

"What does Petition mean?" Lindsay asked.

"Why did you let Villains sign a deal to be on a villains team?" Courtney asked angrily.

"To prove Gwen's not a villain, you... you..." Erin try to insult her. "Green jello phobic C.I.T. brute!"

"Burn!" Duncan smirked.

"Oh nice one!" Snaptrap said, writing it down. "What's green jello phobic?"

"Gwen is a villain Erin, get it through your titanium head!" Courtney yelled.

Erin growled with red eyes. "She is not a villain!"

"But I've done so many good things. I'm not a villain, I'm nice!" Gwen respond.

"Erin was on the Villainous Vultures?" Snaptrap asked. "Why wasn't I told?!"

"Because you were grounded from the TV." Chameleon respond.

"Darn!" Snaptrap pouted. "And it's been last summer since I've been grounded. You said I'd be ungrounded by today mom!"

"She's not here!" Bird Brain snapped.

"I'm aware of that but it's still her fault!" Snaptrap snapped.

"See when Erin was on the villains team, I thought it was SO entertaining seeing a hero working for the most evilest villains on the show. Except Mal." Chameleon shuddered at the name.

"Who's Mal?" Snaptrap asked.

"Never mind that, have you discovered a female recruit or do you have to keep watching my TV until you fall asleep and I have to push the eject button."

"All I'm thinking about is Erin being on the Villainous Vultures, which surprises me A LOT." Snaptrap respond. He then eye widen in realization. "Wait, hold the phone!"

"I can't, it's on message." Chameleon spoke holding a phone.

"If Erin was on that team, maybe... just maybe we can put Erin on our side!" Snaptrap spoke.

"Our side?" Chameleon asked.

"Oh I get it! You want us to help work with you again and capture Erin to join on our side?" Bird Brain asked.

"Uh... sure yeah. It's not like I said our as me and that my plan was to snatch her quickly and brainwash her or something." Snaptrap spoke. "Oh no wait, I guess I never thought of a plan for that."

"Anyways let's find Erin and bring her here!" Bird Brain exclaimed.

"To the taxi!" Chameleon called.

"No, to the DOOM mobile!" Snaptrap called.

At a bus stop, Snaptrap, Bird Brain, and Chameleon went on the bus. Snaptrap puts a DOOM sign on the back as he laughs.
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At TUFF, Erin was walking down the hall. She was wearing blue jeans, her brand new sneakers; grey and pink shoes. Her hair was in a high ponytail with a red hadband. Her sweater... was a red Villainous Vulture sweater passing her hips?

"I can't believe Mabel help me make my third Total Drama team sweater." Erin smiled, holding her sweater. "Now I have my Villainous Vulture sweater. Although it's gonna be bad because everyone knows that and what if someone notices me as a villain."

"A villain?!" Dudley yelled holding his blaster.

"Dudley, wait! It's only Erin!" Kitty said, getting in front of Erin.

"I coulda sworn it was a villain judging by te sweater and-" Dudley gasped. "Erin! You're a villain!"

"I only join the team to prove Gwen was a villain, not to become or act like one." Erin explained.

"Sure, then why do you have a villain sweater?" Dudley asked.

"Because Mabel and I made it!" Erin respond.

"Dudley, Erin is telling the truth! She's an honest girl." Kitty spoke.

"Sure!" Dudley sarcastically remark.

Keswick came by and scan Erin with a small razor-like gizmo.

"According to my evil meter, Erin is 0% evil and 99% Toon gas." Keswick explained.

"Well this stinks." Erin spoke.

"Agent Puppy, Erin isn't evil. I mean did just hear what she said?" Cheif asked appearing to. "By the way, are you lying because villains do?"

Erin shook her head in respond.

"See?" Cheif asked.

"Well still if Erin isn't evil, then why the sweater?" Dudley asked.

"I always wear sweaters after the show... well now of course." Erin pointed out. "And Dudley, you still don't think I'm a villain?"

"Well you were on the villains team, you have the sweater, you were boyfriend kisser's sidekick, you can be pushy, bossy, quick to anger, loud voice, rude, have a mischievious side, and a sadistic sense of humor to people you don't like, and..." Dudley continued making Erin's face, eyes, and body red as steam pops out of her ears, growling, and shaking.

"SHUT UP!" Erin yelled. "Just shut up! It's over and done with and I am not a sidekick or bossy, pushy, and rude!"

"Dudley, you're hurting Erin's feelings!" Kitty snapped.

"I thought villains don't have feelings." Dudley spoke.

Erin was offended making her sad, "Oh I get it! You still think I'm still a unfeeling bad guy, IS THAT IT?!"

"What was the question again?" Dudley asked.

"Why does everyone think I'm a villain?! I mean I've had my moments when I was in a bad mood and say stuff like "You got what you deserve" that I don't even mean."

"But you did." Dudley spoke.

"And you're not he-he-he-helping, Agent Puppy." Keswick spoke. "Obiviously you are too im-im-im-immature to even understand how sensitive Er-Er-Er-Er-Erin is. I bet Agent Chris-Alice Metamore-Phillyis knows how Erin feels and she brings food to him everyday."

It shows a green caterpillar, wearing a small fedora and trenchcoat, eating a bag of food. It waved it's tiny feet at Erin.

"Well until then Erin you are under arrest and you will be Kitty's custody." Dudley said, holding handcuffs and puts on Kitty.

"Dudley!" Kitty scold.

"Agent Puppy, you can't arrest Erin for not doing something evil! That's stupid!" Cheif yelled.

"No but wearing an evil sweater is." Dudley pointed.

"Well you have a point, go ahead." Cheif heartlessly and stupidly spoke.

"How dare you?!" Erin snapped offended. "How dare all of you! If you guys believe that I'm a villain even after I try to reason why, then you guys aren't really my friends! Well take my badge then!" Erin tosses her TUFF badge at Kitty who caught it. "And clean out my cubical!" tosing a box to Keswick who flew off-screen crashing into something. "Come on sweater, let's get out of here!"

Erin turn her back at them and walks off. Erin's face turn from anger to a sad face. Her eyes wiled with tears until she burst crying in a toon way (like Pinkie Pie in Baby Cakes). Erin slams the door off-screen making everyone bounce up. Kitty and Keswick glared at Dudley and Cheif.

"What?" Cheif and Dudley asked.

Kitty and Keswick cross their arms and turned away.
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At a Hot Dog place, Erin came out carrying a box of hot dogs under arm while eating one in her other hand.

"How humilating and sad." Erin told to herself. She sniffled in both sadness and anger.

"All I did was prove Gwen was not a villain, AND NOW I'm ACCUSED as one! And by my own friends from TUFF! Well they aren't my friends anymore if they are gonna treat me like that!"

Erin stops as she finishes her hot dog. She takes out another one. She was next to a bus stop.

"Well... I guess I can just stuff my face with hotdogs until I puke all over the place." Erin sighed. "I'm so lonely."

A bus drove up next to Erin. Snaptrap, Bird Brain, and Chameleon pop out.

"Surprise!" They all said.

"It's not my birthday." Erin respond sounding dully and a smart alec.

"Here is Villainous Vulture team member Erin!" Snaptrap cheered.

"Horray, go villains!" Chameleon cheered waving a red flag.

"The show is over and I'm not on that team no more. And what do you want, Snaptrap, Bird Brain, and the Cham-ah-lee-on."

"It's the Chameleon." Chameleon corrected.

"I know I'm being a smart-alec." Erin said.

"Since you were on the Villains team and your so-called friends accused you as one, why not you work for us?" Snaptrap asked, giving her a rat hat and a black mug with DOOM on it.

"And you will be the first female villain to work with us." Chameleon said, giving Erin a chameleon keychain.

Erin groans in frustration as she toss the keychain and hat away. "I am not a villain! I join it to prove my friend wasn't! And I wouldn't work with yah'll if Pencil Freak was the mayor of Cartoon City!" Erin looks at the mug. "I'll keep the mug though."

"Oh you will come with us or will force you too!" Bird Brain said, holding a blaster.

Erin kicks it out of his hand. She stuff a hot dog in his mouth.

"Anyone else?" Erin asked.

"Not me!" Snaptrap and Chameleon spoke.

"Good because I'm in a bad mood!" Erin snapped. "Mostly having no sleep, getting up early because of Mal and everyone accusing me as a villain."

"I understand, young lady, we all have our good and bad days. And I appriecate your prinicples." Snaptrap nodded calmly, then yelled holding a tranquiler stick. "Now go to sleep!"

He shoots at Erin's shoulder. Erin winced in pain by the needle, "That hurts you da... aaaaa..." Erin became dizzy as she sang silly.

Erin: Dream believer and the... homecoming queen...

Erin falls on the ground with her tongue dangling out.

"Now snatch her and go before she wakes up!" Bird Brain called.

Chameleon used his tongue to wrap around Erin (and the hot dog box) and yanks her away. The villains laugh as they got on the bus with their hostage.